Sabgessrull is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly large, proud snake.

Sabgessrull created the universe nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Sabgessrull, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Sabgessrull, it will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Sabgessrull's most sacred site is Landsort in Sweden.

Sabgessrull's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray in complete darkness.

2. Snails are unholy and should not be approached.

3. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

5. Walk at least five thousand metres per day.