Jarnrilhug is a god.

He takes the form of a six thousand metre long, awe-inspiring swan.

Jarnrilhug created the planet Mars eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Jarnrilhug, he will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Jarnrilhug, he will destroy your favourite star.

Jarnrilhug's most sacred site is Tatul in Bulgaria.

Jarnrilhug's Holy Commandments

1. Run away if four dolphins approach from the west.

2. Never eat gooseberries.

3. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

5. Always make a point of helping unfortunate pigs.