Arnbastlarg is a god.

It takes the form of a galaxy-sized, overgenerous salamander.

Arnbastlarg created humanity two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Arnbastlarg, it will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Arnbastlarg, it will have a very low opinion of you.

Arnbastlarg's most sacred site is Hetta in Finland.

Arnbastlarg's Holy Commandments

1. Never paint your feet yellow.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of zinc.

3. Erect a large copper sculpture of Arnbastlarg on top of all buildings.

4. Never eat bark.

5. Never talk about amino acids.