Benfigtip is a god.

It takes the form of a huge, unthoughtful penguin.

Benfigtip created a charm quark nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Benfigtip, it will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Benfigtip, it will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Benfigtip's most sacred site is Corsock in Scotland.

Benfigtip's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat green fruit.

2. Never eat bark.

3. Do not take Benfigtip's name in vain.

4. Always wear blue.

5. Never talk about comets.