Benfigtip is a god.
It takes the form of a huge, unthoughtful
penguin.
Benfigtip created a charm quark nine quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in
Benfigtip, it will visit you to thank you.
If you do not believe in
Benfigtip, it will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.
Benfigtip's most sacred site is Corsock in Scotland.
Benfigtip's Holy Commandments1. Never eat green fruit.
2. Never eat bark.
3. Do not take Benfigtip's name in vain.
4. Always wear blue.
5. Never talk about comets.