Tencatlim is a god.

She takes the form of a four thousand metre long, dishonourable raven.

Tencatlim created an up quark eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Tencatlim, she will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Tencatlim, she will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Tencatlim's most sacred site is Nanjie in China.

Tencatlim's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of carbon.

2. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Never think ill of sick squirrels.

4. Draw representations of galaxies on the walls of your dwelling place.

5. Never eat turnips.