Jipfarnjop Fadhatbud is a god.

He takes the form of a five thousand metre long, irritating dragon.

Jipfarnjop Fadhatbud created a bottom quark nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Jipfarnjop Fadhatbud, he will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Jipfarnjop Fadhatbud, he will be very unhappy.

Jipfarnjop Fadhatbud's most sacred site is Pontelandolfo in Italy.

Jipfarnjop Fadhatbud's Holy Commandments

1. Always help otters in need.

2. Never paint your hands blue.

3. Never look in ponds.

4. Never pour water over plants.

5. Show mercy to disobedient children.