Rowveenbutbadbegnurtyartpas is a god.
It takes the form of a very heavy, benevolent
weasel.
Rowveenbutbadbegnurtyartpas created the Virgo Supercluster four million years ago.
If you believe in
Rowveenbutbadbegnurtyartpas, it will laugh at you.
If you do not believe in
Rowveenbutbadbegnurtyartpas, it will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.
Rowveenbutbadbegnurtyartpas' most sacred site is Daraina in Madagascar.
Rowveenbutbadbegnurtyartpas' Holy Commandments1. Never feed pineapples to dogs while wearing gray scarves.
2. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.
3. Never talk about the strong nuclear force near mites while wearing white trousers.
4. Always pray immersed in water.
5. Do not stand on grass.