Babvidflag is a god.

He takes the form of a two thousand metre long, selfish otter.

Babvidflag created a bottom quark two million years ago.

If you believe in Babvidflag, he will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Babvidflag, he will send you a strongly worded letter.

Babvidflag's most sacred site is Letino in Italy.

Babvidflag's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed bananas to swans while wearing red ear rings.

2. Never eat green fruit.

3. Always look after injured badgers.

4. Always make a point of helping unfortunate porpoises.

5. Respect your elders.