Tagmipgon is a god.

She takes the form of a five thousand metre long, deceitful scorpion.

Tagmipgon created the Virgo Supercluster five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Tagmipgon, she will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Tagmipgon, she will have a very low opinion of you.

Tagmipgon's most sacred site is Randers in Denmark.

Tagmipgon's Holy Commandments

1. Tagmipgon loves grasshopers, so they must be respected.

2. Never think about thermodynamics near moths while wearing fawn shirts and balancing nine lead spheres on your head.

3. Do not covet oxen.

4. Always stare at clouds.

5. Your children must be taught to worship Tagmipgon.