Ominbabgod is a god.

It takes the form of a six thousand metre long, merciless jellyfish.

Ominbabgod created matter six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Ominbabgod, it will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Ominbabgod, it will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.

Ominbabgod's most sacred site is Polagam in India.

Ominbabgod's Holy Commandments

1. Show mercy to disobedient children.

2. Never think about comets.

3. Never chant in holy places.

4. Never talk about asteroids.

5. Always help shrews in need.