Budrenyar is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely large, sapient goat.

Budrenyar created an atom two million years ago.

If you believe in Budrenyar, he will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Budrenyar, he will curse you with boils.

Budrenyar's most sacred site is Finnmark in Norway.

Budrenyar's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear blue clothing.

2. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Budrenyar.

3. Never talk about fire.

4. Never think about photosynthesis.

5. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.