Manmisgub is a god.

She takes the form of a two thousand metre long, omnipotent toad.

Manmisgub created the Sombrero Galaxy three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Manmisgub, she will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Manmisgub, she will be very unhappy.

Manmisgub's most sacred site is Vestfold in Norway.

Manmisgub's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no ants in a room before entering it.

2. Foxes are not to be trusted.

3. Always obey Manmisgub's priests.

4. Feed all hungry horses.

5. Do not kill monkeys.
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