Tafruttgum is a god.

She takes the form of a six hundred metre long, benevolent cow.

Tafruttgum created a bottom quark seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Tafruttgum, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Tafruttgum, she will turn you into a dog.

Tafruttgum's most sacred site is Mogonono in Botswana.

Tafruttgum's Holy Commandments

1. Always help sick moths.

2. Never talk about gravity near sharks while wearing cyan ear rings.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of titanium.

4. Never feed peas to seals while wearing green shoes.

5. Cats are unholy and should not be approached.