Lipyargid is a god.

She takes the form of a three hundred metre long, awe-inspiring cobra.

Lipyargid created a Higgs boson eight million years ago.

If you believe in Lipyargid, she will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Lipyargid, she will turn you into a puffin.

Lipyargid's most sacred site is Kirumampakkam in India.

Lipyargid's Holy Commandments

1. Run away from indigo hamsters, for they are unholy.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

3. Do not cook food in pots.

4. Always stare at clouds.

5. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.