Flowlegstansaw is a god.

It takes the form of a massive, selfish porpoise.

Flowlegstansaw created light two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Flowlegstansaw, it will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Flowlegstansaw, it will have a very low opinion of you.

Flowlegstansaw's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Flowlegstansaw's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

2. Always help sick hamsters.

3. Do not covet oxen.

4. Feed all hungry shrews.

5. Erect a large platinum sculpture of Flowlegstansaw on top of all buildings.