Hivlargtof is a god.

She takes the form of a galaxy-sized, flying eagle.

Hivlargtof created a top quark seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Hivlargtof, she will approve.

If you do not believe in Hivlargtof, she will turn you into a blue tit.

Hivlargtof's most sacred site is Qangwa in Botswana.

Hivlargtof's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about comets.

2. Do not commit murder.

3. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

4. Never think ill of sick sheep.

5. Do not dye your hair brown.