Bitpiglopnullsab is a god.

He takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, grumpy spider.

Bitpiglopnullsab created the planet Earth four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bitpiglopnullsab, he will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Bitpiglopnullsab, he will boil you in a big pot.

Bitpiglopnullsab's most sacred site is Trujillo in Spain.

Bitpiglopnullsab's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a large platinum sculpture of Bitpiglopnullsab on top of all buildings.

2. Always stare at clouds.

3. Never think about ribonucleic acid.

4. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

5. Never eat cherries.