Nulstikcar is a god.

She takes the form of a minute, cheerful skunk.

Nulstikcar created Asia nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Nulstikcar, she will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Nulstikcar, she will come to you in dreams.

Nulstikcar's most sacred site is Gomba in Hungary.

Nulstikcar's Holy Commandments

1. Never mention horses.

2. Never feed lots of parsnips to eagles while wearing pink shorts.

3. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

4. Always help sick aardvarks.

5. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.