Voggephud is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely thin, merciful bat.

Voggephud created a quark six million years ago.

If you believe in Voggephud, he will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Voggephud, he will jump up and down on your head.

Voggephud's most sacred site is Vinezac in France.

Voggephud's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat bark.

2. Never talk about great tits.

3. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

5. Erect a giant mauve sculpture of Voggephud in the centre of the settlement.