Catcamdin is a god.

She takes the form of a heavy, conceited sheep.

Catcamdin created gold eight million years ago.

If you believe in Catcamdin, she will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Catcamdin, she will ignore you.

Catcamdin's most sacred site is Poloka in Botswana.

Catcamdin's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed peas to grasshopers while wearing gray jumpers.

2. Your children must be taught to worship Catcamdin.

3. Do not chop down trees.

4. Erect a giant copper sculpture of Catcamdin in the centre of the settlement.

5. Do not hurt rats.