Fidbugfab is a god.

It takes the form of a plump, witty faun.

Fidbugfab created the world five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Fidbugfab, it will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Fidbugfab, it will cry a lot.

Fidbugfab's most sacred site is Farnetta in Italy.

Fidbugfab's Holy Commandments

1. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

2. You must love Fidbugfab.

3. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

4. Do not make images of living things.

5. Always pray immersed in water.