Nibsighap is a god.

He takes the form of a galaxy-sized, slow crane.

Nibsighap created everything that exists five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Nibsighap, he will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Nibsighap, he will name a particularly small and pointless comet after you.

Nibsighap's most sacred site is Pontelandolfo in Italy.

Nibsighap's Holy Commandments

1. You must never eat grapes.

2. Do not trade with those who eat lemons.

3. Always pray immersed in water.

4. Paint representations of nebulae on the walls of your dwelling place in cyan.

5. Never sprint near shrews.