Sinvanbem is a god.

She takes the form of a five hundred metre long, grumpy bee.

Sinvanbem created the Virgo Supercluster three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Sinvanbem, she will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Sinvanbem, she will destroy your favourite solar system.

Sinvanbem's most sacred site is Thimmanaickenpalayam in India.

Sinvanbem's Holy Commandments

1. Do not make images of living things.

2. Do not covet oxen.

3. Never eat bark.

4. Never talk about optics.

5. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.