Henbellkombess is a god.

It takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, quiet mink.

Henbellkombess created water three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Henbellkombess, it will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Henbellkombess, it will manifest in front of you.

Henbellkombess' most sacred site is Manja in Madagascar.

Henbellkombess' Holy Commandments

1. Do not fashion models of living things.

2. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Never talk about horizontal gene transfer.

4. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Henbellkombess.

5. Your children must be taught to worship Henbellkombess.