Rawnarpagarm is a god.

It takes the form of a six hundred metre long, thoughtless clam.

Rawnarpagarm created the Tadpole Galaxy six billion years ago.

If you believe in Rawnarpagarm, it will approve.

If you do not believe in Rawnarpagarm, it will turn you into a puffin.

Rawnarpagarm's most sacred site is Temmes in Finland.

Rawnarpagarm's Holy Commandments

1. Look mercifully on unfortunate tapirs.

2. Never laugh near geese.

3. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

4. Do not covet oxen.

5. Do not take Rawnarpagarm's name in vain.