Weglengud is a god.

He takes the form of a large, impressive clam.

Weglengud created the Sun two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Weglengud, he will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Weglengud, he will boil you in a big pot.

Weglengud's most sacred site is Dzhanka in Bulgaria.

Weglengud's Holy Commandments

1. Do not cook food in pots.

2. Hide from brown horses for they are unholy.

3. Always take life seriously.

4. Do not speak about carrots.

5. Erect a giant blue sculpture of Weglengud in the centre of the settlement.