Bugdonbagwad Popquagflig is a god.

It takes the form of a very small, bad-tempered deer.

Bugdonbagwad Popquagflig created Africa four billion years ago.

If you believe in Bugdonbagwad Popquagflig, it will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Bugdonbagwad Popquagflig, it will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Bugdonbagwad Popquagflig's most sacred site is Ylike in Finland.

Bugdonbagwad Popquagflig's Holy Commandments

1. You must never eat tomatoes.

2. Feed all hungry grasshopers.

3. Do not speak about strawberries.

4. Do not take Bugdonbagwad Popquagflig's name in vain.

5. Do not drink water in purple rooms.