Hivgonfengut is a god.

It takes the form of a chunky, cheerful dryad.

Hivgonfengut created oxygen five million years ago.

If you believe in Hivgonfengut, it will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Hivgonfengut, it will send you a strongly worded letter.

Hivgonfengut's most sacred site is Polagam in India.

Hivgonfengut's Holy Commandments

1. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

3. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Hivgonfengut.

4. Always help whales in need.

5. Do not wear turquoise clothing.