Dagtarwap is a god.

She takes the form of a very fat, fussy salamander.

Dagtarwap created the planet Jupiter six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Dagtarwap, she will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Dagtarwap, she will be very unhappy.

Dagtarwap's most sacred site is Quenstedt in Germany.

Dagtarwap's Holy Commandments

1. Look mercifully on unfortunate dolphins.

2. Never think about solid mechanics near ducks while wearing indigo stockings and balancing three tin spheres on your back.

3. Put Dagtarwap first in all things.

4. Never sprint near nematodes.

5. Always help sick rats.