Zenflowlog is a god.

It takes the form of a four thousand metre long, slow beaver.

Zenflowlog created everything that exists nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Zenflowlog, it will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Zenflowlog, it will strike you with lightening.

Zenflowlog's most sacred site is Questenberg in Germany.

Zenflowlog's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink alcohol.

2. You must pray to Zenflowlog nine times a day.

3. Never look in ponds.

4. Never feed lots of bread to mites while wearing cyan trousers.

5. Always pray in complete darkness.