Jopinglik is a god.
It takes the form of a five hundred metre long, overgenerous
coyote.
Jopinglik created a charm quark three billion years ago.
If you believe in
Jopinglik, it will visit you to thank you.
If you do not believe in
Jopinglik, it will not invite you to parties.
Jopinglik's most sacred site is Acanceh in Mexico.
Jopinglik's Holy Commandments1. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.
2. Do not listen to music.
3. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.
4. Never think about nucleic acids.
5. Draw representations of moons on the walls of your dwelling place.