Bigpingov is a god.

She takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, deceitful guinea pig.

Bigpingov created a top quark four years ago.

If you believe in Bigpingov, she will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Bigpingov, she will cry a lot.

Bigpingov's most sacred site is Corsock in Scotland.

Bigpingov's Holy Commandments

1. Paint representations of planets on the walls of your dwelling place.

2. Do not keep four geese in a large pit.

3. Never talk about gravity.

4. You must pray to Bigpingov nine times a day.

5. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.