Wodbestlist is a god.

It takes the form of a minute, intelligent seal.

Wodbestlist created dark matter four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Wodbestlist, it will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Wodbestlist, it will insist you be burnt at the stake.

Wodbestlist's most sacred site is Bertkow in Germany.

Wodbestlist's Holy Commandments

1. Run away from pink doves, for they are unholy.

2. Paint representations of nebulae on the walls of your dwelling place.

3. Never talk about the strong nuclear force.

4. Otters are not to be trusted.

5. Do not drink alcohol.