Tailcanjan is a god.

She takes the form of a very fat, amazing grasshopper.

Tailcanjan created the planet Saturn seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Tailcanjan, she will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Tailcanjan, she will turn you into a sparrow.

Tailcanjan's most sacred site is Zhelaizhai in China.

Tailcanjan's Holy Commandments

1. Never hop in the presence of rats.

2. Always pray immersed in water.

3. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

4. Never talk about fire.

5. Always stare at clouds.