Cidhitont is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely fat, staggering manatee.

Cidhitont created the planet Jupiter three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cidhitont, she will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Cidhitont, she will jump up and down fuming with anger.

Cidhitont's most sacred site is Tatul in Bulgaria.

Cidhitont's Holy Commandments

1. Walk at least eight thousand metres per day.

2. Do not wear silver on your body.

3. Never go into cyan rooms.

4. Never eat bark.

5. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.