Huncamget is a god.

He takes the form of a large, confident wyvern.

Huncamget created the Sun nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Huncamget, he will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Huncamget, he will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Huncamget's most sacred site is Daren in Wales.

Huncamget's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to music.

2. Show mercy to disobedient children.

3. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

4. Never look at nebulae.

5. Do not dye your hair brown.