Jinxemlidbosskarbogvil is a god.

He takes the form of a gargantuan, sage swan.

Jinxemlidbosskarbogvil created the planet Jupiter three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Jinxemlidbosskarbogvil, he will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Jinxemlidbosskarbogvil, he will laugh at you.

Jinxemlidbosskarbogvil's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Jinxemlidbosskarbogvil's Holy Commandments

1. Do not fashion models of living things.

2. Always treat shrews with great respect.

3. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

4. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

5. Never talk about ribonucleic acid.