Farnbannul is a god.

She takes the form of a blubbery, intelligent fish.

Farnbannul created energy three billion years ago.

If you believe in Farnbannul, she will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Farnbannul, she will send two she bears to sort you out.

Farnbannul's most sacred site is Gadna in Hungary.

Farnbannul's Holy Commandments

1. Do not speak about onions.

2. Always treat frogs with great respect.

3. Your children must be taught to worship Farnbannul.

4. Do not hurt bats.

5. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.