Tiptiptargnar is a god.

She takes the form of a very small, slow cow.

Tiptiptargnar created viruses five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Tiptiptargnar, she will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Tiptiptargnar, she will turn you into a sparrow.

Tiptiptargnar's most sacred site is Insel in Germany.

Tiptiptargnar's Holy Commandments

1. Always help sick eagles.

2. Never talk about archaea.

3. Never write about moons.

4. Never think ill of sick geese.

5. Do not sing in public.