Rillkonganfabbapjap is a god.

He takes the form of a corpulent, sapient dove.

Rillkonganfabbapjap created the Sol system seven million years ago.

If you believe in Rillkonganfabbapjap, he will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Rillkonganfabbapjap, he will ignore you.

Rillkonganfabbapjap's most sacred site is Farnetta in Italy.

Rillkonganfabbapjap's Holy Commandments

1. Never paint your feet blue.

2. Never leap near doves.

3. Walk at least four thousand metres per day.

4. Always look after injured shrews.

5. Never eat bark.