Cundodmot is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely heavy, egotistical hare.

Cundodmot created matter two billion years ago.

If you believe in Cundodmot, she will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Cundodmot, she will attempt to scare you with floods.

Cundodmot's most sacred site is Bodieve in England.

Cundodmot's Holy Commandments

1. Retreat if eight swans approach from the west.

2. Never think about optics near whales while wearing yellow shorts and balancing three platinum spheres on your back.

3. Never talk about dark matter near mice while wearing violet shoes and balancing nine iron spheres on your neck.

4. Never write about cell theory.

5. You must pray to Cundodmot seven times a day.