Wanbopzog is a god.

He takes the form of a very small, overgenerous penguin.

Wanbopzog created the Sunflower Galaxy nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Wanbopzog, he will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Wanbopzog, he will make you grow a tail.

Wanbopzog's most sacred site is Cobbelsdorf in Germany.

Wanbopzog's Holy Commandments

1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Wanbopzog.

2. Never look in ponds.

3. Do not eat aubergines.

4. Never think about solid mechanics near bats while wearing magenta skirts and balancing three nickel spheres on your neck.

5. Retreat if seven sharks approach from the east.