Hadnurlgod is a god.
She takes the form of an exceedingly fat, effective
fox.
Hadnurlgod created oxygen two quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in
Hadnurlgod, she will celebrate by creating some galaxies.
If you do not believe in
Hadnurlgod, she will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.
Hadnurlgod's most sacred site is Cobbel in Germany.
Hadnurlgod's Holy Commandments1. Never look at black holes.
2. Your children must be taught to worship Hadnurlgod.
3. Hide if nine rats approach from the west.
4. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Hadnurlgod.
5. Never write about asteroids.