Hivflighot is a god.

It takes the form of a heavy, selfish raccoon.

Hivflighot created life three million years ago.

If you believe in Hivflighot, it will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Hivflighot, it will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Hivflighot's most sacred site is Trujillo in Spain.

Hivflighot's Holy Commandments

1. Always make a point of helping unfortunate dolphins.

2. Do not trade with those who eat bread.

3. Run away from indigo tortoises, for they are unholy.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

5. Put Hivflighot first in all things.