Jipkikjigzankinlamzim is a god.

It takes the form of a six thousand metre long, fast deer.

Jipkikjigzankinlamzim created the universe two million years ago.

If you believe in Jipkikjigzankinlamzim, it will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Jipkikjigzankinlamzim, it will turn you into a snail.

Jipkikjigzankinlamzim's most sacred site is Kardous in Egypt.

Jipkikjigzankinlamzim's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear blue clothing.

2. Erect eight silicon sculptures of Jipkikjigzankinlamzim on top of important buildings.

3. Never think about ultrasonics near otters while wearing turquoise coats and balancing three carbon spheres on your face.

4. Always pray immersed in water.

5. Paint representations of asteroids on the walls of your dwelling place in brown.