Ditkarhun is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely fat, confident yak.

Ditkarhun created tapeworms seven million years ago.

If you believe in Ditkarhun, he will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Ditkarhun, he will destroy your favourite solar system.

Ditkarhun's most sacred site is Borolong in Botswana.

Ditkarhun's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat cherries.

2. Always help sick hamsters.

3. Bats are not to be trusted.

4. You must never eat turnips.

5. Do not listen to heathen tongues.