Yikhimquaf is a god.

He takes the form of a five hundred metre long, tranquil fly.

Yikhimquaf created a Higgs boson two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Yikhimquaf, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Yikhimquaf, he will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Yikhimquaf's most sacred site is Elatos in Greece.

Yikhimquaf's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no snails in a room before entering it.

2. Never wear fawn trousers.

3. Always help manatees in need.

4. Run away if four whales approach from the west.

5. Never talk about thermodynamics near monkeys while wearing brown boots.