Camrillwadpakfigdinbaf is a god.

He takes the form of a three hundred metre long, competent squirrel.

Camrillwadpakfigdinbaf created snails nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Camrillwadpakfigdinbaf, he will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Camrillwadpakfigdinbaf, he will name a particularly small and pointless comet after you.

Camrillwadpakfigdinbaf's most sacred site is Corsock in Scotland.

Camrillwadpakfigdinbaf's Holy Commandments

1. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

2. Do not dye your hair mauve.

3. Never think ill of sick manatees.

4. Never talk about fluid mechanics.

5. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.