Rigsiskop is a god.

She takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, happy crane.

Rigsiskop created the Whirlpool Galaxy three million years ago.

If you believe in Rigsiskop, she will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Rigsiskop, she will turn you into a giant slug.

Rigsiskop's most sacred site is Phepheng in Botswana.

Rigsiskop's Holy Commandments

1. Always wear black.

2. Never think about nebulae.

3. Never paint your neck violet.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of platinum.

5. Do not run in public.