Hambimrip is a god.

It takes the form of a six thousand metre long, egotistical wolf.

Hambimrip created a top quark three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Hambimrip, it will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Hambimrip, it will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Hambimrip's most sacred site is Phepheng in Botswana.

Hambimrip's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear ear rings.

2. Run away if four foxes approach from the north.

3. Run away from cyan mites, for they are unholy.

4. Retreat if eight dolphins approach from the east.

5. You must love Hambimrip.